Rams-Jaguars Preview: St. Louis in No “Rush” to Win

Posted: 16th October 2009 by Jeffrey Boswell in NFL
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Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Just when it appeared the Jaguars had turned their season around with two consecutive wins, they were humiliated 41-0 in Seattle, registering only 199 total yards. "I hate to use the Lord's name in vain," says Jack Del Rio. "But we were God-awful in Seattle. I don't think I've ever uttered the phrase 'What the hell?!' so many times. But I'll be damned if I could tell you what happened to my team. "Maybe it was the shock at seeing a captive audience. Qwest Field was packed. "Speaking of a 'captive audience,' that may be the only way we can fill the house at Jacksonville Municipal Stadium├╣by the use of captivity." For the Rams, much of the attention from their 0-5 start has been deflected by the news that conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, ...

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