Pure Jokes: Laughter In Leafland

Posted: 22nd October 2009 by Mark Ritter in NHL
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Forwarded By: Mark ôThe Hard Hitterö Ritter

Recently, I came across some pretty good one liners directed towards the Toronto Maple Leafs and their fans. I hate to be the one to kick a dog when itÆs down, but I just couldnÆt resist.

Clearly, with the Leafs yet to win a game and everything seemingly going wrong, these one liners can bring a smile to the Leaf Nation and their haters alike.....

Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Q: What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!

Q: WhatÆs the difference between a fat chick and the Leafs?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while...
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