“Thank You” Cards for the Overjoyed Dallas Cowboys’ Fan

Posted: 9th November 2009 by Gene Strother in NFL
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On this glorious Monday morning in Dallas, the morning after the biggest Cowboys win in two years, this enterprising entrepreneur is busy designing "Thank You" cards for the Cowboys fan too busy to write his own. The window for such a venture is very, very small, so I am wasting no time. Here are a few of the offerings from the newly-formed Silver-and-Blue-Blood Hallmark Moment Press. á To Andy Reid Dear Coach Reid, Thank you for angering the football gods, annoying the officials, and poking Philadelphia fans in their bloodshot eyes, waving red flags like a demented matador with a death wish, and kicking a useless field goal with precious little time left and no timeouts in your pocket. PS: My brother thinks you have David Akers on your fantasy team. Is this true? á To Victor Butler Vict ...

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