Steelers-Broncos: Mile “Hy-Perbole”

Posted: 5th November 2009 by Jeffrey Boswell in NFL
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Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Excitement is building for Monday nightÆs game in the mile high environs of Invesco Field, so much so that Monday Night Football analyst John Gruden has already started excitedly over-exaggerating various aspects of the matchup. ôHey, they donÆt call it æMile Hy-perbole StadiumÆ for nothing,ö says a giddy Gruden. ôTroy PolamaluÆs hair is so luxurious, itÆs been proven impenetrable by the Cleveland Browns offense. James Harrison is so strong, he can lift three Samoan nose tackles with one arm! Kyke OrtonÆs rebirth as the Broncos quarterback is the greatest resurrection since Jesus ChristÆs. Wow! ThatÆs exhilarating! I havenÆt embellished something this much since naming Keyshawn Johnson a No. 1 receiver.ö GrudenÆs unbridled exci ...

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