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Excitement is building for Monday nightÆs game in the mile high environs of Invesco Field, so much so that Monday Night Football analyst John Gruden has already started excitedly over-exaggerating various aspects of the matchup.
ôHey, they donÆt call it æMile Hy-perbole StadiumÆfor nothing,ö says a giddy Gruden. ôTroy PolamaluÆs hair is so luxurious, itÆs been proven impenetrable by the Cleveland Browns offense. James Harrison is so strong, he can lift three Samoan nose tackles with one arm! Kyke OrtonÆs rebirth as the Broncos quarterback is the greatest resurrection since Jesus ChristÆs. Wow! ThatÆs exhilarating! I havenÆt e ...
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