Sssssshhh! New York’s Running Donkey Has Something to Say

Posted: 15th September 2009 by Phillip Brennan in NFL
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If you're not familiar with the player pictured above laying prostrate on the ground like a dead guppy, that would be none other than New York Giant running back, Brandon Jacobs.  Or, as I like to affectionately call him, "the world's dumbest professional athlete." A little harsh?  Trust me, it's not really. See, Jacobs has a problem.  He has a pea-sized brain that sits inside a malformed cone-shaped cranium which rests on top of a giant 6'4" 264 lbs frame. More precisely, Jacobs' brain has developed just enough to where he's able to acknowledge audible sounds (like reporter questions), form short bursts of complete sentences that at times can produce the following gems: On the subject of Tony Romo...( - Gregg Rosenthal)

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