Patriots-Buccaneers: Brits Admit Tom Brady Is A Wanker

Posted: 22nd October 2009 by Jeffrey Boswell in NFL
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Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Tom Brady threw six touchdown passes, one for each of Mike and CarolÆs six children, as the Patriots pounded the Titans 59-0 to improve to 4-2 and take over first place in the AFC East. Brady threw five of his TDÆs in the second quarter, breaking the NFL record for touchdown passes in a quarter. ôCall it a Brady æbunch,Æö says Brady. ôI understand the Titans havenÆt won a game since beating the world champion Steelers in week 16 last year. So, they went from stomping on towels to throwing in towels.ö ôAs for running up the score, I resent those accusations. ThereÆs nothing safer than a 45-0 lead than a 52-0 lead, or a 59-0 lead. Besides, we now know what it takes to get Vince Young on the fieldùnot his own talent, but a lack of it ...

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