Open Letter From Jerry Jones to Wade Phillips: Even Love Has Its Limits

Posted: 29th December 2009 by Gene Strother in NFL
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My Dearest Wade, I have noticed how giddy you have been during our alone time lately. It warms my heart to see you so happy...especially at Christmas. I know you had hoped to find a contract extension in your stocking. Please don't think I am a Grinch for not putting it there. Besides, everybody loves an Applebee's gift card. Take your lovely family out to dinner on me and have a nice, fat, juicy steak for yourself. You deserve it. I cannot express how much it means to me to have beaten the previously undefeated Saints. They were just way too full of themselves. It was especially sweet because that coach, what's-his-name, the one who used to languish anonymously on our staff when Purcells (I know it is PARÀcells, but I always said it purÀCELLS, just to tick off the overrated Tuna) was ma ...

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