M.I.A.: The Miami Dolphins’ Return Game

Posted: 2nd October 2009 by Geoff Zochodne in NFL
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I don't think I've ever been more scared to watch football than I amáto watcháthis Sunday. And it's not because my TV is situated on an Indian burial ground. Because that's just not the correct term (it's Native American, no?). It's because I'm afraid the Miami Dolphins are irrevocably terrible. And the evidence is quickly mounting. The offense is in disarray (except you, Ronnie Brown, you are very much in array) andáthe defense couldn't slow down opposing receiversáwith aáclever riddle and a baseball bat. With that said, how in Dan Marino's name are the Miami Dolphins going to win this weekend? Divine intervention? An asteroid striking the Bills' team bus?áTony Sparano callsáThe Annexation of Puerto Rico? Oh wait, they're playing the Buffalo Bills? Hmm. This game just went from "te ...

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