How to Lose a Fantasy Football Championship

Posted: 27th December 2009 by Eric Myer Mustin in NFL
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Second-guess yourself.á Start your first round pick even though heÆs listed as doubtful with an ankle injury. Take down the championship banner hanging from your front porch.á Cancel the parade.á Call the newspaper and ask to remove the obituary for your opponentÆs team from tomorrowÆs edition. Get terrible match-ups.á Have too many of your players be on teams that have already clinched playoff spots, and therefore only play in the first half.á Call the league commissioner and lobby for the season to be shortened.á Say weird things, angry things, that make your commissioner second-guess inviting you back next season. Forget to start a kicker. Talk a lot of trash on the message board beforehand.á Make remarks about your opponentÆs fianceÆs noticeable birth defect.á Screen call ...

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