Dolphins-Jets Preview: “Wiener” Takes All

Posted: 29th October 2009 by Jeffrey Boswell in NFL
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Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. The Jets are 4-3 after blasting the Raiders 38-0 in Oakland while forcing the benching of JaMarcus Russell. After Mark Sanchez threw five interceptions in the Jets' loss to the Bills, New York kept the offense simple, calling a whopping 54 rushes while passing only 15 times. "I think that's a gentle way of the offensive coordinator saying, 'We don't have faith in you,'" says Sanchez. "As opposed to the more abrupt manner of saying the same thing, which I experienced while walking along the New Jersey Turnpike, where I was nailed in the noggin with a can tossed by an obviously frustrated Jets fan, who yelled, 'Hey, think fast, Sanchez.' "Obviously, I don't have to think fast when throwing only 15 times, nor when I'm gobbling a hot dog in the B ...

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