Cleveland Browns Look for “Sick” Victory over Pittsburgh Steelers

Posted: 23rd October 2009 by Sean Flannery in NFL
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The Cleveland Browns have 12 players sick with flu-like symptoms , putting their roster in disarray for the Packers game this weekend. It is speculated by the media, that the Browns players are infected with swine flu, making them even bigger underdogs against the 3-2 Packers á YES! As a Browns fan, this is the best news we have had in years. Did you know that, in the middle ages, armies would siege castles by catapulting people infected with the black plague over walls and into the opposing city? Historians consider it to be the first form of germ warfare.

Likewise, the Browns should put only infected players on the defensive lineùeven throw them over the line of scrimmage, like so many catapulted bodies, to infect Packer players inside the pocket (don't even wait fo ...

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