Team owner, Daniel Snyder, looking to add a spark to the struggling Redskins, has found a new General Manager for his team. Snyder has offered the position to a money stack with big googly eyes. The money stack is currently a pitchman for GEICO Insurance. The deal is reportedly worth the unguaranteed portion of Albert Haynesworth's $100 million contract. Snyder will likely be retaining Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Vinny Cerrato. The 'Skins owner said the move simply "brings in another set of eyes." Snyder recently place a sort of gag order on defensive coordinator Greg Blache, something not necessary with the potential new GM, as he only communicates via text, never verbally. Snyder was also impressed that the GEICO representative, like himself, was made of money. Th ...
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