Bill Belichick to Head Homeland Security? (Satire)

Posted: 30th December 2009 by William Russo in NFL
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The nation of New England Patriots could lose their legendary brain trust to the national interest. Bill Belichick's quick mind and instant recall of history and detail make him a man hard to fool. He would shape up Homeland Security in a week or two. If the country wants a man who is tough and can keep a secret, then Bill Belichick is the best candidate for protecting America from terror teams around the world. He has already gone to England this season and shown them what he can do. A defensive expert, Belichick is not afraid to make hard decisions and will take the heat, even if his call meets with derision on the fourth down. He will not tolerate agents of his plans to miss meetings, no matter what kind of natural disaster or traffic jam befalls them. He has built a new defensive align ...

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