Bears Unlock Forte-Knox and Find Gould!

Posted: 23rd September 2009 by BabylonDon in NFL
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Memo to Nation's headline writers: There. To the best of my knowledge, I got in the first egregious play on words using all three of these players. I know the names Knox and Gould have been gnawing at you. But it's over now. So let's get past it all you "Punsters of the Midway," and talk football. _____ I know there are a lot of Chicago fans out there who read that headline and screamed, "But Forte hasn't done anything yet! He's in a sophomore slump, and he can't see the field!" First of all, stop screaming at your PC. It's unseemly, and you're spraying spit all over the monitor. Bears fans have a habit of scratching through silver linings to get a better look at the cloud. Wednesdays are particularly hard, as the football news cycle inexorably turns from game day highlights towa ...

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