A Sobering Ravens-Chargers Preview, Complete with a Shot at Tequila

Posted: 17th September 2009 by Jeffrey Boswell in NFL
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It looks as though Shawne Merriman was telling the truth in the Tila Tequila mess that threatened to hang a dark cloud over the Charger linebacker’s season. After further review, the district attorney handling the case determined that Tequila was not, in fact, “in the grasp,” and therefore, her criminal accusations would hold up about as well as her résumé. “That’s NFL players 2, lying skanks 0,” says Merriman. “Ben Roethlisberger is innocent, and so am I. “I didn’t, nor have I ever, choked Ms. Tequila. However, I will cop to the nude Heimlich maneuver. Anyway, let’s not let this incident get in the way of this titanic matchup against the Ravens. We’re not playing the Bills, so why are we talking about an overr ...

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