Thirteen Things That Will Happen to The Houston Astros in 2010

Posted: 31st December 2009 by Richard Zowie in MLB
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Ok, so I've spent a few blog postings whining about how Houston Astros owner Drayton McLane knows as much about baseball as ESPN columnist Rick Reilly (who famously has whined about how boring baseball is despite getting euphoric about that wonderful cure for insomnia, golf). I've also worried about Houston's off-season moves and how creamed cauliflower will have a better 2010 than the 'Stros will. Today, we take an acrostic look at what Richard Zowie (that's me)√°thinks will happen to the Astros in 2010: H ouston sports fans will be treated to much-needed entertainment when Houston Chronicle columnist Richard Justice and McLane engage in a celebrity mud wrestling contest. McLane will win by peppering Justice with Brussels Sprouts from one of his grocery stores. Roy O swalt will decide he ...

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