The Daily WTF: Ted’s Dead Head

Posted: 4th October 2009 by Erik Frenz in MLB
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Needless to say, the above picture is not the cryonically frozen Ted Williams, who has made national headlines for years, always in controversial fashion. The version of Ted Williams of which I speak would confuse the holy heck out of Jessica Simpson, who would once again begin to question what she's been eating all these years out of those Chicken of the Sea cans. Regardless of what's been in those cans, the thought of what Alcor employees did to Ted Williams' head is enough to give you indigestion. According to his book Frozen: My Journey Into the World of Cryonics, Deception and Death, former Alcor employee Larry Johnson claims he watched an Alcor official swing a monkey wrench at the frozen head of Williams twice, in an attempt to knock off a can of tuna; Johnson states that cans of tu ...

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