St. Louis Cardinals 2009 Team Awards

Posted: 29th September 2009 by Aaron Hooks in MLB
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The St. Louis Cardinals have won the NL Central division title in 2009 after being picked to finish somewhere between third and the stench wafting around Lindsay LohanÆs crotch.á Cheers to the entire organization for making October roughly 58 percent more enjoyable for the city. We questioned your commitment to winning after serving up the poo poo platter of Trever Miller and Kahlil Greene in reaction to get getting blown out of the water by the Cubs in 2008. But after watching Albert Pujols perhaps do the most lifting of a team on his back in the history of baseball, you responded by getting the two most coveted offensive players being trade baited. I will now shelf my St. Louis ôWeÆve Got Albert Pujols, Now Gimme Your Fucking Monies!ö jersey and hand out some pre-postseason awardsà ...

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