In front of a sellout crowd of 10 and videotaped with a video camera from 1988, some player you actually heard of pitched two good innings, giving up just nine runs on 12 hits to go along with 10 walks.
"I literally just threw fastballs over and over again," player you heard of said. "Wait, there's how many more spring training games?"
Pitching the other seven innings were players numbered 80 to 100 with one guy whose jersey simply said "Who cares?" on the back of it.
"We like what we are seeing," the manager said in a 14-5 loss. "The players are really progressing well, especially since they don't give a crap...that last part was off the record."
The leadoff hitter, who has three career home runs, hit two grandslams leading to rumors of steroid use and predictions of a 70-home run s ...
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