It’s Time for a Houston Astros Fire Sale

Posted: 20th May 2010 by John McLean in MLB
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  Steve Austin, astronaut: a man barely alive. . . We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before: better, stronger, faster. Those classic words, which opened each episode of ABC’s The Six Million Dollar Man in the 1970s, now apply to the Houston Astros: The Astros are barely alive, and it’s time to rebuild. Dear Drayton McLane and Ed Wade: Let’s have a fire sale! The newspaper ad for the sale could look something like this: Proven MLB studs available NOW! Looking for young prospects in return. All positions needed. Serious inquiries only.   Stud #1: Roy Oswalt Ten-year veteran, three-time All-Star, lifetime 139-75 record with a 3.21 ERA. Hey there, Toronto Blue Jays, Detroit Tigers, and Texas Rangers, interested? Anyone else out there need a bi ...

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