Humor: Mets Announce New Bullpen Location For 2011

Posted: 9th April 2010 by Randy Medina in MLB
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Jerry Manuel likes to change pitchers.  Scratch that.  Jerry Manuel REALLY likes to change pitchers.  With that in mind the Mets knew something had to be done to combat the boredom of the pitching change. "What we have seen is a considerable drop in television ratings every time Jerry comes out of that dugout.", said a Mets executive who did not wish to be named.  He went on to say, "Fans are flipping the channel when he comes out and they are not coming back.  I think the plan we have proposed here will help greatly." The plan he is speaking of will involve the Mets building an underground cavern under the playing surface.  This cavern will be located directly under the pitching mound and will house the Mets bullpen.  The mound itself will now be placed ...

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