An Open Letter From Cardinals President William O. DeWitt

Posted: 20th October 2009 by Aaron Hooks in MLB
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This week, the Cardinals President William O. DeWitt III decided that Cardinal Nation needed a little pick-me-up after a disastrous end to 2009. So he had a lackey put together a knob slobbing note and pressed send:ááá To Our Great Fans, (ThatÆs right, we are pretty great arenÆt we?) Thank you for another great season! (Whoa. Hold on here. A total collapse down the stretch and a brutal first round exit is also great? What else is ôgreatö? Sodomy? Is Sodomy great? What about herpes? Also great?) Although a disappointing early exit from the playoffs is still fresh in our minds, (And on Matt HollidayÆs nutsùHi-Yo!) I think it is appropriate to reflect on some of the great things that happened during the 2009 season. (FranklinÆs collapse, complete power outage, Dave Duncan leaving th ...

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