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Amidst Referee Strike, NBA Re-Hires Tim Donaghy (Satire)

Posted: 20th September 2009 by Sam Fogelgaren in NBA
In less than a year, Tim Donaghy went from being a felon to a man with a job, as he was able to negotiate a contract with the NBA to bring him back as a referee.  Donaghy was an NBA referee from 1994-2007, but recently spent 11 months in jail for betting on games he officiated.  "Tim is a changed man, and we feel he provides a great veteran presence as a ...

Mauer Power: Why Joe Mauer, Not Derek Jeter, Will Win The AL MVP

Posted: 20th September 2009 by Sam Fogelgaren in MLB
If this is the 20th article you have read about the AL MVP race featuring Joe Mauer and Derek Jeter, you should do two things: 1) Stop reading this article. As much as I like people reading my articles, don't suffer through yet another analysis of this topic. Unless you want to read it, then, of course, I am not stopping you. 2) Vary your reading topics on b/r. Now that you made ...

Home Runs: The Potion That Turned into a Poison

Posted: 20th September 2009 by Sam Fogelgaren in MLB
I think it is time that all baseball fans make an assessment of the way the game is looked at statistically. It doesn't take Bill James to figure out that baseball writers and fans put way too much emphasis on home runs.  Think I'm crazy? The next time you're reading an article about a position player, look at the stats the writer gives. I'll bet you a steak dinner (Ken Griffey Jr. style) ...

Chris Carpenter: The Second Coming of Sandy Koufax?

Posted: 12th September 2009 by Sam Fogelgaren in MLB
As of this morning, the St. Louis Cardinals are 84-58, 10.5 games in front of the Chicago Cubs for first place in the NL Central.  How have they achieved this success? One may attribute it to the MVP caliber season of Albert Pujols, the trade deadline acquisition of Matt Holliday, or the amazing pitching of Adam Wainwright. Or Chris Carpenter. The 34-year-old is 16-3, with a league leading 2.16 ERA in 24 starts this ...

Mets Auction off 2009 Disabled List Rather Than Lineup Card

Posted: 12th September 2009 by Sam Fogelgaren in MLB
In a season where the disabled list meant more than the lineup card, the Mets decided to auction off their disabled list at a charity event on Friday night. For any who might wonder, all 30 teams are required to keep a physical list of all the players who get hurt and document the day of injury, the diagnosis, the day of surgery or start of rehab, and the day ...

Brady Scores: Connects With Newest “Tight End” Bundchen

Posted: 12th September 2009 by Sam Fogelgaren in NFL
Tom Brady set the NFL scoring record in 2007, and it looks like he's on pace to do it again. After a record 50 touchdown season in 2007, Brady started off his 2009 season with a bang, finding new tight end Gisele Bundchen wide open in the end zone.  In his career, Brady has connected with people like Donte Stallworth, Jabar Gaffney, Wes Welker, Ben Watson, David Patten, Deion Branch, Daniel Graham, ...