Dear Diary: Worst. Trade. Ever. (Satire)

Posted: 18th June 2010 by Rocket All Habs in NHL
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Dear Diary,

I'm sad. Disconsolate, actually. Filled with dread.

I am so heart-broken. My favorite player was traded yesterday. I'm so depressed that I haven't even updated my website today:

Well, we treat Michael Leighton like a god because he deserves it, dammit!

After the amazing playoff run of my beloved Flyers, I even registered a new domain:

I was going to make the transition to the new site this summer. I had plans to sell subscriptions. Given that Michael Leighton was the sole reason that the Flyers made it to the Stanley Cup finals, I knew it would be so popular.

Oh, Hi Mom. She came down with my favorite ...

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