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Dear Diary,
I'm sad. Disconsolate, actually. Filled with dread.
I am so heart-broken. My favorite player was traded yesterday. I'm so depressed that I haven't even updated my website today: michaelleightonisagod.com
Well, we treat Michael Leighton like a god because he deserves it, dammit!
After the amazing playoff run of my beloved Flyers, I even registered a new domain: michaelleightonisasupremedeity.com
I was going to make the transition to the new site this summer. I had plans to sell subscriptions. Given that Michael Leighton was the sole reason that the Flyers made it to the Stanley Cup finals, I knew it would be so popular.
Oh, Hi Mom. She came down with my favorite ...
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