Why I Don’t Like You, Mark Schlereth

Posted: 23rd December 2009 by Eric Myer Mustin in NFL
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I donÆt like your Fu Manchu, it makes you look like a tool I donÆt like that you donÆt wear glasses. John Clayton wore glasses. You think youÆre better than John Clayton? I donÆt like how youÆve worked your way up the NFL studio analyst ladder at ESPN like an undersized lineman working his way up the depth chart I donÆt like the way your broad shoulders make your head look tiny. I suspect youÆre constantly wearing football pads underneath your pinstripe suit, in case a game breaks out. I donÆt like your pinstripe suits. What, are you trying to be a gangster, Mark Schlereth? YouÆre not a gangster, youÆre a studio analyst. I donÆt like that you try a little too hard demonstrating plays on that fake field in the ESPN studio. We get it, you were a Pro Bowl-er, you donÆt need to pa ...

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