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HiT Entertainment today announced today that they are in the process of developing a new Tank Engine named after Brett Favre. ôThe engines have been such wimps lately and we wanted to bring a little NFL attitude into the Thomas the Tank Engine Series,ö a company spokesman said. ôWe figured Brett Favre was the perfect example.ö Brett the Tank Engine will be discovered by Percy in a corn field on the island of Sodor.áá Brett will have a round face with blades of hay stuck to his chin and cheeks to represent FavreÆs stubble look. At first, Brett and Thompson, oops, Thomas will be enemies because Brett receives all the attention. Thomas thinks Brett is too dramatic, especially after he catches Brett crying because he wants to quit servicing t ...

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