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ARLINGTON, Texas -- Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones is disappointed that his pride and joy, the brand new Cowboys Stadium, didn’t shine as brightly as it could have on Sunday night’s prime-time TV debut.

“Girls in cages, a giant shiny video board, live Mexican midget wrestling, this is what people want to see,” Jones said. “And all that dang-gum network could show was the football game.”

Jones was also upset that the biggest feature of the new stadium, a giant flame-spewing dragon, malfunctioned and couldn’t be utilized.

“I paid good money to get me a giant flame-spewing dragon under that dang stadium and these good folks want to see him,” Jones remarked at the Levitra post-game podium. 

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Article written by John Halligan

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