Jerry Jones threw a $1.15 billion party last night, and everybody was there—John Madden, Pat Summerall, LeBron James, one Hall of Fame Cowboy after another, as well as former President George W. Bush—but unfortunately for Dallas, so were the Giants. Jones’ modern-day Roman Coliseum landed from outer space just in time for the game, giant scoreboard and all (and from the view from space, it’s shaped exactly like Jones’ ego), and the Cowboys probably want a do-over (the biggest disappointment of the night was nobody hitting the three-mile-long JumboTron). An impressive 105,121 fans showed up for the game, and they were loud. But they’re still not as loud as my daughter when she throws one of her tantrums. The most tremendous feat of the evening: Fitting Ma ...
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