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Introducing Mark McGwire Will Be Tricky OhàMAN! The St. Louis Cardinals are having trouble coming up with ways to introduce their new hitting coach, Mark McGwire , becauseàwellàheÆs a douchebag. McGwire literally went into hiding after the congressional hearing about performance enhancing drugs and now has thrust himself in to the spotlight by aligning himself with his former team in a coaching role. The air of intrigue surrounds Busch Memorial Stadium is at an all-time high, and if the PR team of the Cards isnÆt suited to handle this particular intro, IÆm here to help! Question: So Mark, letÆs talk about the pastà
Answer: IÆm not here to talk about the past. IÆm not going to talk about what happened in my childhood, when I was a teenager, when I was a player or ev ...

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