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In front of dozens of Oakland Athletics fans at the Coliseum, Dallas Braden threw the 19th perfect game in MLB history and second in team history Sunday. Afterward, Braden was a little annoyed when his teammates ran across the mound to celebrate with him. He attempted to put a velvet rope around the mound before celebrating but was unable to stop his teammates from getting through. "Stay the f$%k off my mound!" Braden yelled. "Go around and come hug me." Thankfully, Braden was able to put his grandmother, Peggy Lindsey, in a hold before she was able to step on the mound, avoiding what could have been a disaster. "I'm glad I was able to bear-hug her before she stepped on my mound," Braden said. "I'm not sure I would have been able to forgive her if she did that. Things could have gotten ugl ...

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