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An Open Letter To the Baltimore Ravens

Posted: 28th December 2009 by Voodoo Magic in NFL
á Dear Baltimore Ravens, Dude. Love, Voodoo á à.OK, I guess I need more than that. á Dear Baltimore Ravens, The playoffs were on the line today for you to just take. ThatÆs right, just extend your arms, reach outàno no no, not you Derrick Mason, someone else. Come to think of it, not you either Terrell Suggs. Seriously, what was that? You have your arch-rivals, the team that pulled a hat trick on you last season, on the ropes and ...
Drama! Intrigue! Excitement! Redemption! Betrayal! á Just stop it. á Yes, anyone who seriously follows the NFL or happens to live within the Washington PostÆs catchment area now knows the news. á Vinny Cerrato is out as Executive Vice President of Football Operations and Bruce Allen is in as General Manager. á Oh wait, sorry, Bruce Allen, the son of legendary Redskins coach, the late George Allen, is in as General Manager. ThatÆs better. á The removal of Cerrato in ...

Why Chris Johnson Plays Football Like His House Is On Fire

Posted: 20th November 2009 by Voodoo Magic in NFL
IÆve recently come to realize why I love TennesseeÆs Chris Johnson. á No, itÆs not because heÆs ridiculously fast.á No, itÆs not because heÆs got good size. ItÆs not even because heÆs so been productive that a ton of teams would take a serious mulligan on passing him up in the 2008 NFL Draft, where he went 24th . 24th ! Do you think, if the draft were to be redone, he ...

Why Chris Johnson Plays Football Like His House Is On Fire

Posted: 20th November 2009 by Voodoo Magic in NFL
IÆve recently come to realize why I love TennesseeÆs Chris Johnson. á No, itÆs not because heÆs ridiculously fast.á No, itÆs not because heÆs got good size. ItÆs not even because heÆs so been productive that a ton of teams would take a serious mulligan on passing him up in the 2008 NFL Draft, where he went 24th . 24th ! Do you think, if the draft were to be redone, he ...