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Tennessee Titans Lead League in Quit (Satire)

Posted: 19th October 2009 by Michael Dezso in NFL
After a historic 59-0 loss to the Patriots filled with dropped balls, missed tackles, turnovers, and penalties, Jeff Fisher had this to say about his team, ôSure, I mean, it looks bad out there, but believe me, it could be worse. What if it were five quarters long? What if they didnÆt pull Brady? "Heck, weÆre lucky they have an end zone, Moss would still be running.ö The Tennessee fan base remained ...
In a move echoing his football decision, Michael Crabtree has refused his jackpot win of $16 million from his home state lottery on the grounds that the New York Lottery winner was paid $18 million. He has since demanded that the Texas Lottery make up the difference, explaining, "they're the bigger state." When the Texas Lottery explained that the jackpot is based on the contribution of the lottery players and not the ...