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All of the promise of offseason trades and unbelievable expenditures culminated on Monday afternoon as the Chicago Cubs traveled to Atlanta to face the Braves. It only took an inning to ruin the Cubs' season. Jumping out to an early 3-0 lead in top of the first inning, the Cubs looked like they were ready to stake their claim and end the streak of something like 500 straight years without a ...
In a bizarre twist to the incident that took place on Monday night involving Florida Panthers defense man Keith Ballard and goalie Tomas Vokoun, police investigators have made a startling discovery. After the game, police did a standard check of Ballard's locker to make sure there was no professional contract signed for the assassination of Tomas Vokoun. In doing so, what they found was far more un-nerving. Investigators have confirmed ...
Just before 8:30pm last Saturday night, Vikings All-Pro running back Adrian Peterson was pulled over by Minneapolis Police for speeding. He was clocked at going 109 in a 50mph zone. The patrolman that was finally able to catch Peterson was far too winded to give an initial comment. After several minutes, some Gatorade and a whiff of smell salt, the patrolman was able to gasp out, "Holy f***! That ...