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It may go down as the gutsiest call in Super Bowl history. With his team trailing 10-6 at halftime, New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton decided to start off the second half of Super Bowl XLIV with an onside kick. How risky was the call? So risky that no coach in any of the 43 prior Super Bowls had ever tried it. In the history of the big game, there had never ...
By the time 10:30 p.m. rolled around Sunday night, most Bengals fans were stuck with three choices: overdose on Ambien and hope for death, watch Battlefield Earth (which is almost the same as overdosing on Ambien), or keep the game on. á I was out of Ambien, so I decided to watch the rest of the game. So what does Sunday's 37-0 loss to the Jets mean? ...

Bengals-Raiders: Bo Knows Raiders Have Dominated This Series

Posted: 20th November 2009 by John Breech in NFL
Bengals and Raiders fans: grab a five hour energy drink, your favorite fur coat, and an eye patch and get ready to relive the most exciting three games in series history. (Writer's note: males are only allowed to wear fur coats if they are crazy, old, have dementia, or are near death, all of which describe Raiders' owner Al Davis, pictured below). And when I say get ...
Five-and-a-half months ago, I put together this AFC North preview. In case you're too lazy to click on it, I had the teams finishing like this:Pittsburgh 12-4Cincinnati 10-6Baltimore 8-8Cleveland 6-10, 4-12 (I predicted six wins, but then I couldn't find six wins on Cleveland's schedule, so a day later, I lowered the prediction to four.)Now that the Bengals are headed into the bye week, it's time to do two things: ...

The Five Most Gut-Punching Cincinnati Bengals Losses of All Time

Posted: 16th September 2009 by John Breech in NFL
(Most Bengals fans would love to knock the smile off Joe Montana's [pictured right] face.) For most NFL fanbases, losing a game on an 87-yard tipped touchdown pass would probably be the low point in franchise history. Not in Cincinnati, though. Nightmares happen here more often than on Elm Street.The truth is that no Cincinnati fan over the age of six actually thought the game was over after Cedric Benson's touchdown.With ...