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I'm hoping that Ollie Perez decides to walk (pun intended) away from baseball to open a hair salon so he can carve fancy lightening bolts in my sideburns, like he does with his. He could charge $36 million dollars for a haircut.  And the same way he struggles repeating his delivery, he'd also forget how to cut hair in the middle of each cut, upon which a back-up barber would come ...

Cheat-a-Delphia: Win If You Can, Lose If You Must, But Always, Cheat

Posted: 25th May 2010 by Geronimo Junkburgers in MLB
  Remember how the Phillies got caught spying on the Rockies catcher with binoculars? Well, that's nothing compared to the apparent "home version" of how they cheat at Citizens Bank Park. In 2007, it came to the Mets' attention through several former Phillies players then playing with the Mets that the Phillies use a complex form of cheating at Citizens Bank Park involving a center field camera.  The camera is used to steal ...

Surprise! We Dont Suck! 10 Signs Of the Mets Strength After 11 Games

Posted: 18th April 2010 by Geronimo Junkburgers in MLB
Despite being 4-7 and having lost the first three series, there are many signs that this Mets team will not only avoid a years-end collapse, as I thought would happen, but be able to give the better teams in the league a run for it.Santana, Pelfrey, and Perez are off to great starts. Combined they've allowing only one run in the last 21 innings of their starts, against two very ...