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Dear Chan Gailey, First, let me say that I have high hopes for your takeover as Dick Jauron's replacement in the Northeast. My friend happens to be a die-hard Buffalo Bills fan. Having watched several games with him over the past few seasons, I believe he finally has some reasons to be hopeful. Now lets get to the meat and potatoes of this thing— Marshawn "The Cancer" Lynch.  You happen to be ...

Was the Great Maple Bar Caper a Publicity Stunt?

Posted: 9th June 2010 by DK in NFL
SATIRE— We Seahawks fans woke up this morning looking forward to some new articles written about yesterday's practice. Instead, we were inundated with reports concerning our shiny new wide receiver, Golden Tate, mixing it up with the law. According to the reports, around 3 a.m. this previous Saturday, Golden Tate and a friend were spotted in the Top Pot Doughnut Shop. The cops were called in. After they had their fill, they left the scene ...