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Liver’s 2009 NFL Week 11 Picks

Posted: 21st November 2009 by Adnan Tezer in NFL
IÆm still in disbelief over Sunday night. DISBELIEF . Call it happy disbelief though. Seeing the great Bill Beliprick make mistake after mistake at the end of the fourth quarter, whether it was poor timeout management or the soon-to-be infamous going for it on fourth and two, was GLORIOUS . Great call, Belichick. Just goes to show you that sometimes, bad things do happen to assholes. Way to boost the ...

Liver’s 2009 NFL Week Ten Picks

Posted: 14th November 2009 by Adnan Tezer in NFL
Just to let all of my faithful constituents know; the Liver picks for the rest of the season will be coming in either late Fridays, or early Saturdays. The picks have been good this year, but even the Liver needs a third job in this shitty California economy. I suppose I can KIND OF understand where the NFL got off fining Ochocinco for his attempted "bribe" of an official ...

Liver’s 2009 NFL Week 10 Thursday Night Pick

Posted: 12th November 2009 by Adnan Tezer in NFL
I think I just fell in love with Elizabeth Lambert over the weekend. Any girl that can play dirty like that is welcome to hang out with The Liver ANY TIME . Of course, it goes without saying that the following pick AGAINST THE SPREAD is for RECREATIONAL USE ONLY . Only Rick Pitino, LeGarrette Blount, DonteÆ Stallworth, Braylon Edwards, Bob Griese, Miguel Cabrera, Tila Tequila, Steve Phillips, Travis Henry, Serena Williams, ...

Liver’s 2009 NFL Week Nine Picks

Posted: 6th November 2009 by Adnan Tezer in NFL
Why is it that most of lifeÆs problems CAN be solved with money? If youÆre having emotional problems, you can afford therapy. If youÆre having romantic problems, you can rent a hooker. If youÆre having physical problems, you hire a trainer and get in shape. If I EVER meet the asshole that said, ôMoney canÆt buy happiness,ö IÆm gonna break my empty bottle of Glenlivet over his throat. Then again, if youÆre a ...

Liver’s 2009 NFL Week Nine Picks

Posted: 6th November 2009 by Adnan Tezer in NFL
Why is it that most of lifeÆs problems CAN be solved with money? If youÆre having emotional problems, you can afford therapy. If youÆre having romantic problems, you can rent a hooker. If youÆre having physical problems, you hire a trainer and get in shape. If someone is pissing you off, you have them killed. If I EVER meet the asshole that said, ôMoney canÆt buy happiness,ö IÆm gonna break my empty bottle ...

Liver’s 2009 NFL Week Seven Picks

Posted: 23rd October 2009 by Adnan Tezer in NFL
The Liver is still rejoicing after the LonghornsÆ 16-13 victory over Oklahoma last Saturday. How many millions has Sam Bradford cost himself now? What is it with ESPN and these sexual indiscretions with female staffers? First it was Harold Reynolds then Woody Paige and now 46-year-old Steve Phillips and his affair with a 22-year-old dumpy ESPN production assistant that has turned into his own personal Fatal Attraction ...