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Ah, the Super Bowl. A joyous festival of athletic competition in which two teams square off and in the most American of fashions, one team wins and the other loses. The winning team receives parades, champagne, rings, happiness, wealth, love, puppies, and immortality. And alas, the loser is doomed to a life of mediocrity and frustration. You see, I believe in several sports curses. These curses include, but are not limited ...