***Warning: The following is satire and is not based on any true events…yet.***
NEW YORK, NEW YORK—Rangers owner Jim Dolan has announced today that due to the likelihood that the Rangers will be missing the playoffs this season, he will be forced to take action.
In order to make up for lost playoff revenues and the fact that he will not have an excuse to raise ticket prices next season, he announced that the team will be selling Breathing Passes next season to all fans, and they will be mandatory at the start of the 2010-'11 season.
If you do not have one, you cannot enter the building.
These passes must be separately purchased from the tickets and will be scanned at the main entrance. They will not become active until once you actually enter the arena. The tec ...
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Article written by Greg Caggiano
Rangers To Make Purchase of Breathing Passes Mandatory (Satire)
Posted: 17th March 2010 by Greg Caggiano in NHLComments Off on Rangers To Make Purchase of Breathing Passes Mandatory (Satire)