Hey Grady, Pass the Coffee: Folgers Suing Sizemore for Nude Pics (Satire)

Posted: 1st December 2009 by Christopher Murphy in MLB
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Folgers Coffee is suing Grady Sizemore for taking racy photos with the product under no contract with the company. á "If he's going to take pictures, nude or not, with our product then we want to make some marketing points with that," a Folgers CEO said.á "We want his sweet ass to make us some money...wait, don't quote that." Sizemore said the photos were stolen from the e-mail account of his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger, and posted online. He contacted baseball officials to stop the spread of the photos, which began appearing Sunday on various web sites. In a non-related story, masturbation for women has gone up 500 percent since Sunday.á Cleveland males are hoping these pictures encourage Cleveland females to not only one day shave, but to get their p ...

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